"Me bad English?... THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!"

Bart Simpsons friend...

"Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

Unknown

"Its like low fat salad dressing. It'll make the lettus wet and slippery but it isn't very good."

Steve Miller - 05-18-2005

"What the world needs is good taste."

Tad Wagner - 02-07-2005

"I know enough to know that I don't know enough."

Chris Fenwick - 7-10-2006

"You have to be very careful about the words you use because your WORDS become your ACTIONS, your ACTIONS become your HABITS, your HABITS become your DESTINY."

Suze Orman - That annoying lady that talks about money on TV.

"Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc - After therefore because of it. One thing follows the other therefore it was caused by the other."

The West Wing

"Religion is when God leaves the room and man fills the space with rules."

Bono

"September 11th marks the end of a selfish and cynical age."

Heard it on the News Somewhere

"10 Rules for Being a Teen

1. Never listen to the mean 'crap' your firend say to you or about you - you'll realize they're wrong later.

2. If they are mean they probably believe those lies about themselves, just smile.

3. Don't try and stay in-style; make your own - others will follow.

4. Have fun. Do what you enjoy.

5. DON'T DATE, its stupid.

6. Do your work, and get as many classes out of the way as possible.

7. Learn French well.

8. Do missions.

9. Don't fight with mom and dad, it's stupid too.

10. Do all the above and in all talk to Jesus about everything. I love you."

Fay Johnson - Age 19 to her brother Davey, on his 13th birthday.